Soundscape Seeker Mugs

"Hey, I never knew you could sing."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Music downloads

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"Check out this new store."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"The subwoofers really help."

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

Birds with Headphones

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Band Practice

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

A rare look at the real source of guitar sound.

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

Felix Mendelssohn

"I can say literally anything and they use it for spa music."

George Frederic Handel tries to write lyrics for his 'Royal Music For Fireworks.'

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

Unsound

'It's a duet yourself project.'

Gramophone Headphone

Mother of teenage boy vacuuming up music.

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

Orchestra playing.

"If the next one is any louder than that, I'm out of here."

"You definately have a musical ear"

A dog in a room jumps in fright from the sound of a guitar string suddenly breaking.