Soundscape Lover Mugs

"Press one for a gurgle. Two for a whoosh or three for a splish splosh."

Birds with Headphones

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

"I can say literally anything and they use it for spa music."

'It's a duet yourself project.'

Gramophone Headphone

"All right now...hold still."

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

"If the next one is any louder than that, I'm out of here."

An obstacle course for musicians,

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

Legends of Hold Music

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

'No ipods or ear phones are permitted here, since hell is listening to other people's music.'

'It's the Titanic, afterwards.'

Extreme Sound Engineering

Conductor and waterfall

Musical Rain

"The ambient nature sounds are making me too sleepy to hunt."

Young and old man toast to different characteristic noises.

Noise: An Overview.

Don't you just love the sound of recycled water on the roof?

Death and the mp3 player.

Elevator volume control.

"He loves country music."

Reprisals!

A noisy drill annoys a statue.

'Can you please hold for ocean sounds? Our computers are temporarily down.'