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'Teenage Goldfish' I keep having dry dreams

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Pipe Dream.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Artifishial Intelligence

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"It makes me want to pee."

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'