Sensitive Soundscape Watcher Mugs

"If the next one is any louder than that, I'm out of here."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Birds with Headphones

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

It's so quiet. Listen to the sounds of nature! Pound pound thump. Pound thunk. Human nature.

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

"I can say literally anything and they use it for spa music."

Gramophone Headphone

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

An obstacle course for musicians,

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

Legends of Hold Music

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

'No ipods or ear phones are permitted here, since hell is listening to other people's music.'

Extreme Sound Engineering

Where we Get Muzak...

Musical Rain

Conductor and waterfall

Noise: An Overview.

I love the sound of rain on my roof!

"Wonderful! Here's ten pounds. . . to move to the other end of the street!"

Don't you just love the sound of recycled water on the roof?

Salesman.

"Yeah, I know vinyl's a plastic, but this one is Plant-based."

Echo Point. C'mon, let's go. You're never going to get the last bark in.

"Press one for a gurgle. Two for a whoosh or three for a splish splosh."

Young and old man toast to different characteristic noises.

Death and the mp3 player.

Elevator volume control.

"It's jazz, coming up the river from New Orleans."

"I told you not to Yodel!"

ASMR for Quarantine