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"I can say literally anything and they use it for spa music."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Radiator jazz player

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

Birds with Headphones

Waking Up With Rooster.

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

'It's a duet yourself project.'

Gramophone Headphone

"All right now...hold still."

"If the next one is any louder than that, I'm out of here."

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

"That's the back door."

Legends of Hold Music

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

An obstacle course for musicians,

"I forgot blue."

'No ipods or ear phones are permitted here, since hell is listening to other people's music.'

surround sound like crickets chirping everywhere

Mom? If you get Nana an mp3 player for Christmas

Where we Get Muzak...

Extreme Sound Engineering

Conductor and waterfall

Musical Rain

'This one holds over 15,000 oceanic sounds.'

"Press one for a gurgle. Two for a whoosh or three for a splish splosh."

"I'm not sure I brought enough blue."

Lighthouse Painter.

Young and old man toast to different characteristic noises.

Don't you just love the sound of recycled water on the roof?

Noise: An Overview.