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Radiator jazz player

Painting clouds

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

New music conference

Music producers.

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

Birds with Headphones

I love Marimba

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

Hacksaw Violin.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

Musical Note Nail

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

"I can say literally anything and they use it for spa music."

Painting Music

'It's a duet yourself project.'

Gramophone Headphone

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

'I thought you were supposed to be a music lover!'

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

Legends of Hold Music

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

An obstacle course for musicians,

'No ipods or ear phones are permitted here, since hell is listening to other people's music.'

Man playing the timpani drum.

Making music.

Harp Book

Musical Rain

Extreme Sound Engineering

Where we Get Muzak...

Conductor and waterfall