Soundscape Artist Prints

Conductor and waterfall

Painting clouds

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Radiator jazz player

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

Birds with Headphones

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

"I can say literally anything and they use it for spa music."

Gramophone Headphone

'It's a duet yourself project.'

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

Legends of Hold Music

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

An obstacle course for musicians,

'No ipods or ear phones are permitted here, since hell is listening to other people's music.'

Musical Rain

Where we Get Muzak...

Extreme Sound Engineering

"Press one for a gurgle. Two for a whoosh or three for a splish splosh."

Don't you just love the sound of recycled water on the roof?

Noise: An Overview.

"Wonderful! Here's ten pounds. . . to move to the other end of the street!"

Yeah, give it a sec - it always comes out warm at first.

I love the sound of rain on my roof!

Young and old man toast to different characteristic noises.

Death and the mp3 player.

Elevator volume control.

"Hey, I never knew you could sing."

Reprisals!

"He loves country music."