Sound Wave Watcher Gifts

"I told you not to Yodel!"

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Dogs

No Soliciting

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Jimi Hendrix.

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

Squirrel on the beach

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

"Thanks again, kid!"

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

Tsunami Evac Route

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

Rock & Roll

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

It takes more than imminent danger to convince a true skeptic!

"Help!"

Cow Sonar

Justice for a heckler.

"Sounds of the ocean upgrade...it's sounds of the antarctic icebergs cracking."

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

'No I haven't lost it...er. . . I left it on a sunbed!'

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."