Headphone Hunter Gifts

Sting. Madonna.

Audio Books

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

'This is suppose to be progress.'

Listening to Coldplay.

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

You know, Lars, you really should ask the waiter for a whine list. If it weren't for the fact that I can see the spelling in your word balloon, that insult would have gone right over my head.

'Heel.'

Music Freak.

Snake with headphones.

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

Election Cancelling Headphones

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

"When did you start hearing these voices?"

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

'Like the judges, he's turned his chair around to concentrate on the singing.'

"Sorry!!", "What'd you say?!"

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

Music Collector.

Gramophone Headphone

Will take headphones off and stop ignoring people at...

"I just bought these smart headphones for parents. They mute all sarcastic remarks and complaining from my kids. I programmed them to do the same for my husband."

Modern teenager.

Damian plays his walkman too load once too often.

Misheard egg orders: Scrabbled, Poked, Freed.

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

"She won't even notice when it's safe to go out again."

"Soon, hunting won't need any skill at all: most of the prey are always listening to loud music through headphones..."

"These days I feel half naked without some electronic device stuck in my ear."