Homophone Hunter Gifts

Misheard egg orders: Scrabbled, Poked, Freed.

Work/Life Balance

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Saxophone Player.

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

You know, Lars, you really should ask the waiter for a whine list. If it weren't for the fact that I can see the spelling in your word balloon, that insult would have gone right over my head.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Musical Pondering.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

Jean Philippe Rameau

"Can DNA testing really prove that George Washington was the 'Father if our Country'?"

'How are your yoga classes working out?'

Musical arrows.

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

Genealogy Service. Family Trees Traced. I discovered that not only are you heir to an unclaimed family fortune, but I'm your long lost brother Wally!

After spending months researching his family tree, Mr Henshaw could think of little else.

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

For Sale, just to find the true value.

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "