Homophone Hunter Gifts

Misheard egg orders: Scrabbled, Poked, Freed.

Work/Life Balance

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Saxophone Player.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

Musical Pondering.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

Jean Philippe Rameau

"Can DNA testing really prove that George Washington was the 'Father if our Country'?"

'How are your yoga classes working out?'

Musical arrows.

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

After spending months researching his family tree, Mr Henshaw could think of little else.

For Sale, just to find the true value.

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

'I can't believe it. Wagner just must be better than he sounds!'