Headphone Wanderer Gifts

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

Audio Books

The World Wide Web.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Wifi whore

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

We don't have wi-fi.

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

"It's summer and kids need an outlet...an electrical outlet!"

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

Questions Online

'Internet' 'Internot'

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!"

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'What's the wi-fi like?'

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

Wifi Addict. . .

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here