Bear Hugger Gifts

'It's okay, Vern, I think he just wants a hug.'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'In hindsight, chaining ourselves to bears to keep hunters from shooting them was a pretty dumb idea!'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

A woman with a sign saying 'Animal Rights Now' with bear in a tank.

'Yes,I'm wearing clean underwear.Why do you ask?'

"Goddamn it Randy, the constitution gives us the right to bear arms..."

Bipolar bear.

'I can't bear to be without you.'

"Avoid hungry bears."

"Well Darling, I have two broken ribs again. The doctor and I agree you're a loving husband, but your hugs are a bit too energetic..."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Wildlife

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Deforestation.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Nature versus commerce.

Intelligent people laugh too!

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"I love you too, big guy."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Mother Nature

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Painting taking root...

"Koalas when no one's looking"