Bass Hugger Pillows

Man playing double bass which transforms into a woman.

"I hate it when we fight."

Bear Hugging Season Open

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

'I can't bear to be without you.'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

A tuba and love hearts

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

'You're fired, Creedmore - but first, let me give you a good-bye hug.'

"Avoid hungry bears."

"I love you. We all love you. Now throw some strikes."

New for Fall

'Our approach is so humane we're even letting young Colin here take a gap year.'

Bipolar bear.

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

Bipolar Bear.

"Goddamn it Randy, the constitution gives us the right to bear arms..."

'You've Had Enough.'

'Yes,I'm wearing clean underwear.Why do you ask?'

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

"The stock market roller coaster rides of late have taught me a thing or two. Sell all your assets and stick with cash."

"You can't beat a good bit of dung and bass!"

'He's just been getting the baby off to sleep.'

'In hindsight, chaining ourselves to bears to keep hunters from shooting them was a pretty dumb idea!'

Lavender under my pillow helps me sleep! At least until the hay fever kicks in!

Ruth the vet had become very attached to one of her patients!

'Why would anyone want to read books when they can listen to them?'

'I went to obedience school, but I can't say I've ever had occasion to use anything I learned there.'