Bass Buff Gifts

Evolution of the upright bass

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

French horn.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Presenter Auditions.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'If the following program sounds silly, it's because it's a a paid political announcement....'

The Music Lover.

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

If I survive this, I'm reinventing myself as a television pundit.

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

"They want to see more snow on your hat next time. . . ."

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

Flute-a-licious.

'You're going to stitch me up in this interview aren't you?'

Leonard Bernstein

Man playing large saxophone in shape of the word 'jazz'.

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

"Ah, summertime! Robert Potts is sitting in for Jim Jensen, who is sitting in for Harry Reasoner, who is sitting in for Walter Cronkite, who is on vacation."

Arturo Sandoval

"When you quote a Presidential candidate, Gorman, you do not—I repeat—do not roll your eyes."