Bass Clef Buff Gifts

Bass Clef

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"Scotch and water musick."

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

Of Mice and Men.

French horn.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

Teddy Boys' Picnic

Flute-a-licious.

Leonard Bernstein

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

Bass Clef

Man playing large saxophone in shape of the word 'jazz'.

"This is a blind audition, right?"

Angler's bait

Arturo Sandoval

"Clare, I just can't reed you sometimes."

"This ref really loves his brass band."

Banjo Player

Lifeguard... Lifetime funds manager

"The dancing's fine, but I wish we could hear more viola."

'Oh hell, there's a jam ahead!'

Musician rushing to the conservatory.

Spider Clown.

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

A cocktail in a tuba

A monkey in a suit

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."