Bass Chaser T-Shirts

"It's a jamming device for fish finders."

"OK, now tell me about the pain when that 20 pound bass got away..."

Surfing koala.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Dancing at the Clubs.

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

A tessellation of running figures.

Destiny is all...

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

Yo mate, your board's up-side-down.

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

Shopping Torture

"He's into binge fetching."

"I'm over here, dummy!"

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'