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"Oh come on Jeff, just concede the point."

"No, I have my ball. I lost the course."

"It's tough balancing work, family and chasing that ball."

Dog follows a bouncing ball over a balcony.

Tennis accidents.

Destiny is all...

"He's into binge fetching."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

The Salesman

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

Men can show their emotions!

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

Success

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

Bucket List

Professional football.

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

Arcade Game Baseball.

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.