Booming Bass Chaser Gifts

'It's called the Sub-Woofer 1200EX. It's designed specifically for the 16-24 year old driver.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Dancing at the Clubs.

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Prosecco

Windmill

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

Becalmed yachts

"Can you perform under pressure?"

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

Birth of Darth Vader

'Your backswing's too slow!'

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'

Puffer fish balloon vendor

"Crocuses! It's spring!"

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

"Where the wild things went."

Zoology. Cheetahs can reach speeds up to sixty miles an hour! Amazing, and yet they never win!

'Good evening. I am an onscreen announcer, so you must have time-travelled back to 1956.'

"Ol' Milo sure loves the breeze in his face, Huh, Son?"

'I realize this is an advances aerobics class, but I still don't think we're ready to work out to 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'!'

A man in an airplane shoos away geese

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

School Trip To The Beach

'So if neither of us exists, then technically, this never happened.'

"Is this the first time you've done this this lark?"

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

Cow Fairy

'I like the whole outfit except the helmet.'

Airplane VS Paper Airplane

"Happy Ea-sss-ter."