Beat Chaser Gifts

Dancing at the Clubs.

'I realize this is an advances aerobics class, but I still don't think we're ready to work out to 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'!'

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Surfing koala.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

New Age Store.

"Check out this new store."

Early Exercise Machines

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

A tessellation of running figures.

Brain Sunrise

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

Happiness

Yo mate, your board's up-side-down.

Athlete being chased by a dog.

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

A dog banging a snare drum.

Man on motorbike.

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'