Tune Chaser Gifts

'How does 'Oh Brother Get You Out Of Here' grab you?'

"Check out this new store."

Mozart

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

"Tallyho!"

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'

ACME Balloon Company.

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

Dancing at the Clubs.

Open House of Horrors

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

Kensington Fluffies

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'And right here they merged...'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'