Bass Bullseye Seeker Gifts

Musical arrows.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Business Target

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

"Only caught one, eh."

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"FISH ON"

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"... And this, gentlemen, is our target for the next six months."

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

Dog fetching clown shoes (colour version).

'Coffee overload.'

"Let's try real hard this year to sell old Jumbo!"

"Your resume is impressive."

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

Prisoner sunbathing in his cell.

Rory McIlroy

'Oh, isn't he clever? He's brought you your slippers.'

"That bass isn't bad."

Dad learns about the difficulties of Statistical Sampling.

Team Bass

Dog retrieves slippers instead of birds.