Bass Bullseye Seeker Mugs

Musical arrows.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Business Target

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"Only caught one, eh."

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"FISH ON"

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"... And this, gentlemen, is our target for the next six months."

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

'Coffee overload.'

"Let's try real hard this year to sell old Jumbo!"

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

Dog fetching clown shoes (colour version).

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

"Your resume is impressive."

Prisoner sunbathing in his cell.

"That bass isn't bad."

'Oh, isn't he clever? He's brought you your slippers.'

Dad learns about the difficulties of Statistical Sampling.

Dog retrieves slippers instead of birds.

Team Bass

"Dad, I found your paper and your slippers."