Bullseye Enthusiast Mugs

'Miss Orton, could you just wait a minute while I replace the target!'

What do you want me to hit next?

A wrecking ball aims for a bullseye target painted on the side of a building.

"Your resume is impressive."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Business Target

Surprise in the salad bowl

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Easter Egg Island

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island!'

'I love the way you wiggle your nose when you say that.'

"Given the high cost of raising kids, we opted instead to be childless billionaires."

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare.

The Rabbit Meeting.

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

Springtime rabbits.

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

"Okay, what's 7x8? 9x4?"

"This must be Easter Island!"

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"