Bass Devotee Mugs

"Scribbidee-ze-sop, Boop bee boop zop, scribbida woo-woo zwee ©"

I love my Timpani

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

Double Bass Jumpers.

Mice playing double bass

Music for car stereos

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"Turn down the bass."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

The Cello Victims

Rolling Stones

'You're being unreasonable,Hank. Me dropping your 17-pound bass was an accident.'

Double bass skating

At the CD shop.

'I dedicate this next number to my maths, history and economics teachers at St-Bavo school...'

Speaker Farmer.

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Cats play the double bass

Dogs play the double bass

Tribal man drumming a message read by an Englishman"...and finally, Middlesex are 120 for 3..."

Lionel Hampton and Chuck Berry

"Our amazing son knows who Jaco Pastorius is!"

Boom Box