Bass Enthusiasts Mugs

'I think the schooling bass are trying to tell us something.'

Boom Box

"Tong!"

Six jazz instruments.

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

Double Bass Jumpers.

Couple sharing earbuds.

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Music for car stereos

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Ralph Stanley

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

How hit songs get their names

'He lost his whistle,'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"Turn down the bass."

The Salivation army.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

A tuba and love hearts

Guitar Hero.

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Over Zealous French Horn Player

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."