Bass Lover Mugs

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

Team Bass

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

I was convicted of disturbing the peace. I refused to turn down the woofer. My pleas for leniency fell on deaf ears.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"That bass isn't bad."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Shepherd and eurydice

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

I could have danced all night!

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mardi Gras

Marimba

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Tut and Carmen.

Omara Portuondo

Impressing dad.

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

A Fairytale Update

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

Romantic Violinist.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

George Michael

Triangle

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

At the rock concert...

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Taking a peek at the audience

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."