Bass Lover Pillows

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

Team Bass

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

I was convicted of disturbing the peace. I refused to turn down the woofer. My pleas for leniency fell on deaf ears.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"That bass isn't bad."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Shepherd and eurydice

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

Tut and Carmen.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Marimba

Omara Portuondo

Impressing dad.

A Fairytale Update

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Romantic Violinist.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Triangle

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

At the rock concert...

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Taking a peek at the audience

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Spring Training

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."