Double Bass Enthusiast Mugs

Bear musician

Loud mouth bass.

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

Double Bass Jumpers.

Music for car stereos

"Only caught one, eh."

Mice playing double bass

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

"Turn down the bass."

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

A tuba and love hearts

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

Speaker Farmer.

The Cello Victims

'You're being unreasonable,Hank. Me dropping your 17-pound bass was an accident.'

Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

"I once loved a parade."

Double bass skating

Double Bass.

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

Cats play the double bass

"Our amazing son knows who Jaco Pastorius is!"

Dogs play the double bass

'And a one, and a two, and a three, and a four...'

Boom Box

Bassoon musical instrument.

Sousaphone Player