Double Bass Enthusiast Mugs

Bear musician

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Loud mouth bass.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

Double Bass Jumpers.

Music for car stereos

Mice playing double bass

"Only caught one, eh."

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

"Turn down the bass."

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

A tuba and love hearts

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

Double bass skating

'You're being unreasonable,Hank. Me dropping your 17-pound bass was an accident.'

"I once loved a parade."

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

Speaker Farmer.

Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

The Cello Victims

Double Bass.

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

Dogs play the double bass

Cats play the double bass

"Our amazing son knows who Jaco Pastorius is!"

Boom Box

Bootsy Collins

Sousaphone Player

'And a one, and a two, and a three, and a four...'