Double Bass Devotee Mugs

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

Team Flute

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

Double Bass Jumpers.

Music for car stereos

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"Turn down the bass."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

Speaker Farmer.

Double bass skating

The Cello Victims

'I dedicate this next number to my maths, history and economics teachers at St-Bavo school...'

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

"Our amazing son knows who Jaco Pastorius is!"

Boom Box

"The white keys are naturals, the black sharps or flats and the ginger ones are Ed Sheeran."

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

"Scribbidee-ze-sop, Boop bee boop zop, scribbida woo-woo zwee ©"

"That bass isn't bad."

'Oops - it's not a stethoscope - it's my ipod!'

Team Bass

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

Sania Mirza

Bear musician