Double Bass Devotee Mugs

It was the bottom of the ninth and the bassists were loaded. O

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Team Flute

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

Double Bass Jumpers.

Music for car stereos

Nick Cave

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"Turn down the bass."

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

Speaker Farmer.

Double bass skating

'I dedicate this next number to my maths, history and economics teachers at St-Bavo school...'

The Cello Victims

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

Bootsy Collins

Aretha Franklin

"Our amazing son knows who Jaco Pastorius is!"

Boom Box

"I need to borrow enough to cover my legal expenses for bank fraud."

"That bass isn't bad."

"The white keys are naturals, the black sharps or flats and the ginger ones are Ed Sheeran."

"Scribbidee-ze-sop, Boop bee boop zop, scribbida woo-woo zwee ©"

'Oops - it's not a stethoscope - it's my ipod!'

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

Team Bass

'It's called the Sub-Woofer 1200EX. It's designed specifically for the 16-24 year old driver.'

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

Sania Mirza