Drum And Bass Devotee Mugs

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

I love my Timpani

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Lamb Noise.

Italica

Drummer

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Ringo releases his latest record.

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

Ringo Starr

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

B.B. King

Music for car stereos

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

How hit songs get their names

'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'

The Cello Victims

'I dedicate this next number to my maths, history and economics teachers at St-Bavo school...'

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

She's a natural.

My Musical Influences