Bass Master Gifts

'Another one,Quick! Al,hand me the landing net.'

Loud mouth bass.

"I heard this pond is full of big bass!"

"Only caught one, eh."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Dynamite little combo

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

Double Bass Jumpers.

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Mice playing double bass

Red hot little combo

Music for car stereos

'...and on Bass...'

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

"Turn down the bass."

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Imagine Dragons

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

Ah Ha!

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'