Bass Singer Gifts

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Loud mouth bass.

Dynamite little combo

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Double Bass Jumpers.

Mice playing double bass

Red hot little combo

Music for car stereos

"Only caught one, eh."

'...and on Bass...'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Turn down the bass."

The Salivation army.

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

A tuba and love hearts

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

Imagine Dragons

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Where the deer and the antelope play.

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

'You're being unreasonable,Hank. Me dropping your 17-pound bass was an accident.'