Playing Bass Guitar Gifts

"Practice produces many benefits for the bass guitarist: smoother scales, faster arpeggios, and apparently the ability to peel a grapefruit with one hand."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Guitarist

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Rocking Witches.

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Jazz is Invented

Italica

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Guitar Man.

Dynamite little combo

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.