Playing Guitar Gifts

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Singer's shadow covering it's ears.

'Confessing your sins in a folk ballad was an interesting idea, Larry, but I'm afraid your singing has forced me to add one more sin to your list!'

'May I use the amplifier tonight, Dad?'

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

Cockerel sings the blues...

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

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Musicians

'Here's one I didn't write... I never learned... and can't play.'

(Singing) 'Doctor, what's wrong with me?' 'Staff in-fec-tion.'

"Yeah, that's right...ignore me, pal! You don't want an instrument of my excellence and awesomeness that would instantly make you a chick magnet and the envy of all your friends!..."

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

"Hey, where's the gig, man?"

Punk Rock

'Was it good for you, babe?'

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

"Now that's the blues."

"If you're lookin' for treble, stranger, you've come to the right place!"

Zappo's Air Guitars.

Guitarist.

'I don't think he sucks so much as his influences suck.'

"Woke up late this afternoon, I've got the teenage blues…"

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

Joe Satriani

Bob Dylan.

'...My hurt'n' blue chip blues.'

"Well, that explains it. I didn't think it was music."

'Would you like to hear some music while you hold?'

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