Playing Guitar Gifts

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Singer's shadow covering it's ears.

'May I use the amplifier tonight, Dad?'

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

Musicians

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

'Here's one I didn't write... I never learned... and can't play.'

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

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"Now that's the blues."

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

Zappo's Air Guitars.

Guitarist.

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

Punk Rock

'Would you like to hear some music while you hold?'

'I don't think he sucks so much as his influences suck.'

'...My hurt'n' blue chip blues.'

'Was it good for you, babe?'

"Well, that explains it. I didn't think it was music."

"Woke up late this afternoon, I've got the teenage blues…"

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Complaints

"O.K., Marv, you win. Quit the croonin' and get a condom."

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

"Fall makes him sad."

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"I like the old you better."

"I didn't say I would help. I said I'd accompany you."

"Daddy, this is Fletcher - unplugged."

"This here is a little number I wrote when I recovered a repressed memory."

"The sixties are over, Ralph. The seventies and the eighties, for God's sake, are over. Give it a rest!"