Guitar Players Gifts

Standing right here since 1978

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

A Fairytale Update

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Rocking Witches.

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Jazz is Invented

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"