Guitar Playing Gifts

"The arms wouldn't be so noticeable if he'd stop playing air guitar."

'The ants are, my friend, blowin' in the wind - The ants are a blowin' in the wind...'

Italica

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

"This next song's about our desperate struggle to please and chronic craving for approval. I really, really hope you like it."

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

'Did someone call for a shredder?'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

Need money for lessons

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

'At least I don't have his life.'

"I'm afraid there's a shadow on your lung"

"You should learn how to play the guitar. It'll give you something to fall back on."

'This goes out to Dad, who thinks I'm doing my homework...'

ZZ Top.

Keith Richards.

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

"For this next tune, I'm gonna need a little help from you guys!"

"Play dead!"

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

'Oliver's a very sensitive singer-songwriter.'

Derek Trucks Susan Tedeschi

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

George Michael

Money needed for music lessons.

Like Other Legendary Brits, Young Eric Clapton Discovered His Destiny Quite By Accident.

'John and Yolko.'

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."