Guitar Gifts

Bob Dylan gets an electric toothbrush

Frank Zappa

'This next song's about spreading risk in a volatile market by diversification.'

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

We use high frequency sound to get rid of kidney stones.

Goldilocks drives an audio tech insane.

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

'This next song is about a close call and a near success. It's called The Grant that Got Away.'

Rick decides to save his real lyrics for when someone is actually listening.

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

Accountant sings the blues

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Keith Richards

Blues artis's daily list

Algorithm 'n' Blues

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

'C'mon son! Let me teach you! You know - in case this whole 'medical' thing doesn't work out!'

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

'In closing, I'd like to quote the incomparable Jimi Hendrix.'

"You sang the blues without paying your dues. How do you plead?"

'Woke up this mornin' with the end-of-financial-year-report blues.'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"Honey, he's our son. Now go and get some change."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

'The music business.'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

The Dog Pound Blues

Standing ovation $5.

'This next song is about putting your dreams on hold and doing whatever it takes to pay the rent.'