Guitarist Gifts

'The ants are, my friend, blowin' in the wind - The ants are a blowin' in the wind...'

"This next song's about our desperate struggle to please and chronic craving for approval. I really, really hope you like it."

'Did someone call for a shredder?'

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Goldilocks drives an audio tech insane.

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

Rick decides to save his real lyrics for when someone is actually listening.

'At least I don't have his life.'

Blues artis's daily list

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

Six jazz instruments.

"If music be the food of love, shut up."

'C'mon son! Let me teach you! You know - in case this whole 'medical' thing doesn't work out!'

Derek Trucks Susan Tedeschi

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

"My baby's only got three legs and I got the mange...."

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

Musicians

Guitar pickin'

'This next song is about putting your dreams on hold and doing whatever it takes to pay the rent.'

Dancing.

Bob Marley

He kept up his guitar practise...

Keep it simple, I said...

Musicians.

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

Lazy folk singer.