Guitar Player Gifts

'This next song is about burning bridges, and how now, I wish I hadn't.'

'John and Yolko.'

'...My hurt'n' blue chip blues.'

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Musical Frog

Jugular Vein

Crash Test Dummy Blues

'Derek's taken up the Blues, so I've done gone left him.'

'What a horrid little pussy you are, you are. What a horrid little pussy you are!'

Hell's busker

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Robert Fripp

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Lennon and McCartney.

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

Anna Calvi

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

A Fairytale Update

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

ZZZZZZZ Top

"This next one's another oldie."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."