Guitarists Gifts

Money needed for music lessons.

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

Disease-y Top

The Ed Sheeran Room

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

They hated me.

Louis Armstrong

A Symphony of Penguins

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Robert Fripp

Baby Piano

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Cimafunk

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Lennon and McCartney.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Marimba

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Omara Portuondo

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Impressing dad.

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Anna Calvi

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I gotta be me!"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'