Guitar Lovers Gifts

The Ed Sheeran Room

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Plum jam...

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Love birds playing a guitar.

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Zappo's Air Guitars.

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

Mexican Serenade.

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

Campground Conductor

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

Snake Charming

Disease-y Top

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'