Guitar Devotee Gifts

Leonard Cohen

A guitar dances with a woman.

"The white keys are naturals, the black sharps or flats and the ginger ones are Ed Sheeran."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

Team Flute

Jimmy Page.

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Love birds playing a guitar.

Zappo's Air Guitars.

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

Mexican Serenade.

Jerry Garcia, RIP

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

Campground Conductor

Joe Perry.

And the die is cast!

"I think your guitar's broken. No matter what you play, it sounds the same."

Songs About Artificial Intelligence

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"C'mon you bluuues..."

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

Guitar.

Bob Dylan