Guitar Devotee T-Shirts

A guitar dances with a woman.

"The white keys are naturals, the black sharps or flats and the ginger ones are Ed Sheeran."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Team Flute

Love birds playing a guitar.

Zappo's Air Guitars.

Campground Conductor

Mexican Serenade.

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

And the die is cast!

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

"C'mon you bluuues..."

Songs About Artificial Intelligence

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Guitar.

'And now Patrick will tell us how music has helped him with his problems.'

Bob Dylan

"I'm very highly strung!"