Guitar Playing Pillows

"The arms wouldn't be so noticeable if he'd stop playing air guitar."

'The ants are, my friend, blowin' in the wind - The ants are a blowin' in the wind...'

Italica

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

"This next song's about our desperate struggle to please and chronic craving for approval. I really, really hope you like it."

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

'Did someone call for a shredder?'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

Need money for lessons

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

'At least I don't have his life.'

'This goes out to Dad, who thinks I'm doing my homework...'

"You should learn how to play the guitar. It'll give you something to fall back on."

"I'm afraid there's a shadow on your lung"

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

'He's got a really big sound.'

Derek Trucks Susan Tedeschi

"For this next tune, I'm gonna need a little help from you guys!"

Money needed for music lessons.

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

A Toe Jam with The Hang Nails.

"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."

Like Other Legendary Brits, Young Eric Clapton Discovered His Destiny Quite By Accident.

"50p or I sing that high bit of Bridge over troubled water"

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."