Learning Guitar Pillows

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

"This says I can learn to play in four easy lessons."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Baby Piano

Guitarist

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

He kept up his guitar practise...

Impressing dad.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Triangle

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Jazz is Invented

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"