Learning Guitar Pillows

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

"This says I can learn to play in four easy lessons."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Robert Fripp

Baby Piano

Guitarist

Lennon and McCartney.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

He kept up his guitar practise...

Impressing dad.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Anna Calvi

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

ZZZZZZZ Top

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"This next one's another oldie."

Triangle

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Jazz is Invented

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"