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Standing right here since 1978

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Robert Fripp

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Guitarist

Lennon and McCartney.

He kept up his guitar practise...

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

A Fairytale Update

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Anna Calvi

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"This next one's another oldie."

ZZZZZZZ Top

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Rocking Witches.

Jazz is Invented

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.