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"Maybe I can teach you Spanish with some songs I remember singing as a young man."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Robert Fripp

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

A Fairytale Update

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Anna Calvi

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"This next one's another oldie."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

ZZZZZZZ Top

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Jazz is Invented

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'What rhymes with D minus?'

"Tong!"

Eric Clapton.

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Guitar Man.

Dynamite little combo

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Six jazz instruments.