Guitarists At Heart Mugs

"Maybe I can teach you Spanish with some songs I remember singing as a young man."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

He kept up his guitar practise...

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

A Fairytale Update

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Jazz is Invented

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Guitar Man.

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

"Tong!"

Dynamite little combo

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.