Guitar Lover Mugs

Singer's shadow covering it's ears.

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

'Billy hit me with his air guitar!'

Colour Version:Diverting the Serenade of the Guitar Player

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"I'm very highly strung!"

Manager please give 10%

"My doctor advised me to give up the drums....he lives in the flat below me."

"I got the blues in the morning', I got the blues at night...' "Yeah, yeah."

'Dek, my coco results came back positive.'

'Well she couldn't do THAT before she went into that Spanish quarantine centre!'

'That Todd ain't so smart, I've got an Akin break'n heart.'

"My woman done left me, ran off with my best friend.Well, my woman done left me, said she ran off with my best friend.Details are sketchy at this time,so let's go to Jennifer Diaz standing by in Washington."

Roy Rogers of other planets

'I swapped the piano for Stewie's guitar.'

Bird guitarist.

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

Peace and Soldiers

Suburban Blues

(Pickup trucks, whiskey, hangovers, wild women, what are these things....?)

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Shepherd and eurydice

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

I could have danced all night!

Tut and Carmen.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Omara Portuondo

Impressing dad.

A Fairytale Update

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Romantic Violinist.