Guitar Fanatic Mugs

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Spider Plucking a Guitar

"Still, looking on the bright side, there'll be no more farewell tours."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Punk Reindeer

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"Check out this new store."

"And this is where we all gave up."

Swing dancers.

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Volcaniax

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Love birds playing a guitar.

The Little Drummer Boy.

Zappo's Air Guitars.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Mexican Serenade.

Campground Conductor

Music for car stereos

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'